Wounded Bird: Stock Alerts

Be warned if you hold shares in any of these companies. Listen to Grandmère Mimi:

Watch for these consolidations in 2008:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Zest Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMM Good.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Elec tronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm a nd the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

And finally …

9. Victoria ‘s Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTitty Bang Bang

Wounded Bird: Companies That Are Merging

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One Response to Wounded Bird: Stock Alerts

  1. Episcopalian, thanks for the links.

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